One Thumb Up

Today I fell down a flight of stairs.  I did not enjoy it.  I fell because the totally bitchin' boots I was wearing have high heels and I forgot how to walk in them.

The whole thing left my legs covered in bruises and my thumb swollen and achey, but it could have been worse -- I could have cracked my skull open and knocked all my teeth out.

For some reason I imagined myself smiling after cracking my skull and having 2.5 teeth left...

My thumb hurts so much now that I think I may need to have it amputated.  This will suck because I will never be able to give a double thumbs up again.

I hope the doctors let me keep the removed thumb as a souvenir so I can have it bronzed and place it on my mantle.